i meant to take a picture of today’s page-a-day mets calendar page like i did with this one, but in my anger i ripped it into tiny little pieces too soon.
what player’s home run in game seven of the 2006 nlcs kept the mets out of the world series? what player???
do you think i don’t know? do you think i don’t curse the name of yadier molina every time i think it? every time i think of the cardinals?
do you think i don’t harbor an only-slightly-irrational hatred of his brothers benji and jose just because of that one swing of the bat off of aaron heilman? do you think i don’t consider the name “molina” a dirty swear word?
if you do, you’re wrong.
good morning to you too, mets calendar.
ugh.
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